How Plastic Brandon & Abel Spent Valentine’s Day

1. Cards were exchanged.

BRANDON: Oh, sure. Make me look bad.

ABEL: It’s perfect, though. RIGHT?

2. Then, a romantic dinner at the T-Bone Terrace, Blanton’s premier steakhouse.

ABEL: This place is hilarious. I feel like a grownup.

BRANDON: Well. We kind of are.

ABEL: No, I mean, I feel like I should be putting a down payment on something and talking about Taking Our Relationship to the Next Level.

BRANDON:  Um. What’s the “Next Level”?

ABEL: Don’t look so terrified, darling.

BRANDON: I don’t think we should elope. I’ve got a Quantitative Analysis test on Monday.

ABEL: Can we at least make tentative plans to move in together in two to three years and have a cat, a real wine rack, and one of those signs above the bed that say ALWAYS KISS ME GOODNIGHT?

BRANDON: . . .That we can do.

(Plastic Cadmus and Plastic Sim approve.)

3. After dinner, a brand-new Castaway Planet episode was enjoyed MOST thoroughly at Abel’s place.

SIM: Captain, I believe my navigation sensors are in need of maintenance. They were making a curious buzzing sound this morning.

CAPTAIN CADMUS: Lean over, Tin Man. Let’s have a look.

BRANDON & ABEL: Kiss him!

CADSIM did not oblige. So ABANDON made up for it.

Fade to black.

**Happy Valentine’s Day to one and all!**